Unless you’re thinking my friend here has developed a severe case of Species Identity Disorder and now thinks he’s a Shetland Pony and insists I ride him around the room all day. Then it is what you’re thinking. Via Brainparking.com.Filed under: Uncategorized Tagged: Pups, What Is This I Don’t Even
In 17th century Europe, superstitious peasants believed that the sins of a village could be cleansed by placing a cat on a goat and driving it from town. It is from this custom that we derive our modern-day term catgoatscapegwanscramenating.
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Hard to believe this has been up for almost a year and A) we never saw it, and B) no one sent it to us. But here we go, a C.O. Tribute from Funny Or Die, the website from Will Ferrell and Adam McKay. Is this how it goes in YOUR office when you find […]
Experience mega plant growth in half the time with Magic-Gro™! We asked homeowner Eugene Saspoot of Rancho Cucuclock, CA to try Magic-Gro on his newly-planted hedges where his dog Sparky was napping. Four hours later, just look at the results! Via Reddit/Imgur.Filed under: Uncategorized Tagged: Pups, What Is This I Don’t Even
As you breathe in the essences of ginger root, lavender, and Pine-Sol, your body relaxes and prepares for the projection. Next, you hear the ancient hymn of yoth’kaBleen, summoning the Ancient Spirits. Once you wear the Sacred Petals, other dimensions will unfold. Perhaps you will see mountains of pure aluminum. A menswear shop in Boise. Caesar’s Palace. No, […]
That is the question. Although “How did somebody manage to stack this much toilet paper on a cat without it going completely mental and trying to unspool every one?” would make a good follow-up question. Via Reddit.Filed under: Uncategorized Tagged: Kittens, What Is This I Don’t Even
O pizza, I am your slave. Though your cheesy aroma fills my senses, my search for you remains fruitless (which is fine because I don’t like fruit). Torment me no longer, pepperoni-encrusted temptress! For you, I would journey across desolate deserts, majestic mountains, and decorative driftwood! AT LAST! THOU ART MINE! Now to catch up with the […]