I got on top of the kitchen table, chewed the childproofed cap off of a bottle of ibuprofen and ate 13 pills. I had to stay overnight at an emergency clinic, hooked up to an IV. It cost my mom $500…
-Milo
” I rang the bell just like mom taught me, but no one came… I had to leave a puddle by the door, and mom still wasn’t happy”
My Goldendoodle is Kai is the sweetest, smartest, calmest 6 month old puppy. He learned the bells within days and rings them to go out. But when I fell asleep on the couch after a long day and didn’t hear him – he had to throw all that training away. Bad mommy!
Read More Ding Dong Doodle
Aspen is a 3 year old German Shorthair with an intense tennis ball obsession. She always has one in her mouth and they can be found anywhere in the house. She has a habit of putting them places she cannot reach on purpose, and then waiting until you f…
Read More Love ’em and depart ’em
Lupine jumps on the counter in the fly shop whenever she feels like it. Sometimes she knocks merchandise off the counter as she slides on the formica. She is never sorry.
Read More Employee of the monthThis is Harvey, the sign says everything!
Read More Spare the Dog, Spoil the Child (psst, the kid can also be the canine)
After giving myself an hour-long pedicure, I was sitting waiting for my nails to dry. Next thing I know, the dog came by and stepped right on the still wet nail polish. Needless to say it was ruined, but I still love him!
Read More Pedicure Punisher
I object to this cat Invasion!
Thus I have stormed and taken over their home tree fort.
I apologize for nothing!
Millie the Yorkipoo
