My name is Butter. I like to sneak into my parents laundry basket and pull out my dads used handkerchiefs. I carefully chew out the gooey centers and craft them into fantastic articles of artisanal clothing. Here I am modeling my most recent piece, th…
Read More Poncho of ShameI like humping my daddy’s leg. I am a female. #sorrynotsorry
Read More T.A. (Humpers Anonymous)I don’t like my medicine. I will eat the hotdog bit with the pill inside, then later spit the pill out when mommy isn’t looking. I will be FOREVER SICK.
When we adopted Artimus he had a sever upper respiratory and ear infection. It has been 3 months and he still sneezes and coughs, much to the vets (and our) surprise. I went home and found out that it’s not for my lack of trying, he is just spitting out the pill!
Mom says our neighbour is afraid of dogs……so I decided to help her with exposure therapy. Mom says I’m not helping.
Read More Neighbors are usually not a fan
