Ferret-Ferrying Flume Fails; Feds Frantic

DEER LOOGIE, MT — Operators of the Transcontinental Ferret Pipeline have reported a serious breach, inflicting a ferret spill about one mile in diameter. Federal investigators cite human error because the trigger, noting the pipeline had been by chance set for each eastbound and westbound visitors.
Endangered black-footed ferrets, by way of USFWS Mountain-Prairie.
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