Actual Email Subject Line™ : “Derpiest Goatling Evar”

“Yesterday I opted to spend Mother’s Day with my daughter touring a goat dairy farm two hours from our residence (as one does) principally as a result of their website promised that the tour would “embrace a lot of time to pet and hug goats.” Well, we have been NOT disenchanted. We acquired to carry three S-day previous triplets, one among whom is known as Ear Square (for totes obvs causes), and managed to seize one of many derpiest goat-spressions™ ever captured.” -Marla M.