It was Totally Worth it.
I got kicked out of daycare for humping.
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I Fark (Fart and Bark Simultaneously)
I Fark (Fart and Bark Simultaneously)
Bono farks whenever he gets nervous or sees the mailman.
Asta La Lipstick, Baby
I eat my Mom’s lipstick.
Asta the Dog
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Andrea’s pup, Silver, wanted to help her out during the stress of the Holiday season by not requiring a water dish! She got it straight from the source! You’re welcome.
Read More Toilet Water is an Acquired TasteDog meals tastes like cardboard anyway
When feeling bored, Boomer (aka Bummer) likes to steal objects and leave the evidence on the living room rug: some edible, some not. We THINK this tissue box was empty. We KNOW part of the cardboard box was ingested.
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I ate my big sister’s bed while mom and Grammy went to spin class!
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The big brother stole a pound of butter off the counter and vomited on the carpet.
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