I moo like a cow when my human is on business calls.The post Bovine Business Calls appeared first on Dogshaming.Read More Bovine Enterprise Calls
I made Mummy get up at 4AM to change the battery on the smoke detector because I was scared of the beeping.Read More Honorary Firefighter
Stella snores so loud that she wakes herself up on a regular basis.Read More Stella the Foghorn
I Fark (Fart and Bark Simultaneously)
Bono farks whenever he gets nervous or sees the mailman.
Mimi seems to think that every time the door opens it is her cue to run out and chase squirrels relentlessly. Though she has never caught one she always tries. When she returns she knows she is in trouble so she acts pitiful. She will undoubtedly do i…Read More Bigger than by britches
I want to murder every dog in my neighborhood… Even the ones bigger than my Daddy.Read More Psycho Pomeranian
Pudge barks at the UPS man and the UPS man is just trying to deliver Pudge’s dog food. What an ass.
Read More This isn’t the bark field we have been anticipating!