Work Faux Paw
Grace relieved herself in the pet food/accessory store aisle within 10 minutes of arriving for Mom-e’s work day.
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Mischievously Minty
I am a Chapstick stealing jerk. I ate all the eos lip balms in perpetration for my peoples return, nothing better than perfectly moisturized lips.
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After giving myself an hour-long pedicure, I was sitting waiting for my nails to dry. Next thing I know, the dog came by and stepped right on the still wet nail polish. Needless to say it was ruined, but I still love him!
Read More Pedicure PunisherI thought it was actual Oatmeal…
I’ve had my stuffed hamster since I was about 12 years old(over 20 years). It has always been a conversation piece in our home when people came to visit. I had placed “Oatmeal” the stuffed hamster at the front door to take to work. We had gone out for the night, and when we came home our dog Narf decided that he thought Oatmeal looked like a good meal. There was both laughter and tears when discovered. Narf may be 15 years old, but he’s still got it!
Read More I thought it was actual Oatmeal…Poppin’ bottles whereas mother is gone
I survived 5 minutes without my mom so I uncorked a bottle of Dom. I’m still sober.
Read More Poppin’ bottles whereas mother is goneNo pay, no work!
Burglars tried to break into our house while we were there.
Wisley didn’t stir from her bed. Later when the police came around to investigate she barked her head off and wouldn’t let them into the house.
Good job we didn’t get her as a guard dog!
Why can’t I run too?
Dad usually takes me for runs and walks. But he went to Little Rock for a marathon and left me home with a sitter for 4 days. So I chewed up his Runners World Magazine!
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