Conspiracy Theory
My bestie Renee hated these sun glasses that Daisy our Bloodhound rescue destroyed. Renee was so great full that she sent Daisy a box of bones. Sign says:
I conspired with my Mom’s bestie, Renee, to destroy Mom’s favorite sunglasses. Renee hated them and wanted them dead. She paid me off with treats! No shame! -Daisy the Destroyer.