Ugly Christmas Sweater
Miss Cleo has to wear outfits designed for guinea pigs.
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What? I’m not allowed on the mattress?
Who, me? Rip a gaping hole in the sheet in an attempt to bury my squeaky pig? Never.
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Mimi seems to think that every time the door opens it is her cue to run out and chase squirrels relentlessly. Though she has never caught one she always tries. When she returns she knows she is in trouble so she acts pitiful. She will undoubtedly do i…
Read More Bigger than by britchesFinely Aged Book
This book was sitting under my mother’s bed, and apparently the only thing Preston chews on is finely aged book.
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“Repeat offender.”
Keeps humping other dogs. So, he’s in jail with the ‘cone of shame’
No More Face Licking for Me!
I decided that cat poop was the Breakfast of Champions. Now my face licking privileges have been revoked!!!
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Chico and Ginger. They can’t even look at me while I take the picture. Just shameful! Needless to say we had to throw out the sofa and have now switch to leather furniture.
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