Diego Maradon’t poop in my cleats!
I pooped in a soccer player’s cleat at work (and it was diarrhea)
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Don’t go on trip!
“I didn’t want mom to go to Sydney, so I ate her map for dinner! Ps. Not Sorry. Love, Tucker
Read More Don’t go on trip!Dog feels no disgrace, proprietor does.
Found my dog had been “shamed” for me when I got home one night after he barked constantly for 3 hours. My poor neighbor had the flu and Fox did not care, nor was he ashamed. I was though.
Read More Dog feels no disgrace, proprietor does.Fowl Breath
I eat chicken poop! Mom says my breath is fowl!
Read More Fowl BreathToby has his personal inside adorning concepts
I peed on the drapes. I think they look better now. I am not ashamed.
Read More Toby has his personal inside adorning conceptsMother-in-regulation-in-ache
Chalupa decided to bite his future grandmother in-law on their first meeting!!! Now he is not invited to summer in Cape Cod at her house.
Read More Mother-in-regulation-in-achePoncho of Shame
My name is Butter. I like to sneak into my parents laundry basket and pull out my dads used handkerchiefs. I carefully chew out the gooey centers and craft them into fantastic articles of artisanal clothing. Here I am modeling my most recent piece, th…
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