This is Mona. Her favorite food is salmon. She craves fish, and the house smells like a cat jungle, even though we’ve never had a cat.The post What do you F’eel Like for Dinner? appeared first on Dogshaming.
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…Surprised we haven’t been barred.
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My name is Hector, and I love to let out squeaky farts at the most inappropriate times (such as in the elevator in front of sweet little old ladies)!
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I Fark (Fart and Bark Simultaneously)
Bono farks whenever he gets nervous or sees the mailman.
I ate half a tub of petroleum jelly and now mom and dad have to clean up Vaseline farts.
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I fart in the elevator and let people think dad did it. Not ashamed…
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My name is Mac.
I like to sleep under my owners desk while she works all day in her home office.
I wait until she is on the phone for a conference call , or is speaking with an important client and can’t leave, and then I FART. A LOT.
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