I’m Just Taking a Break

A carefree boy, a reckless lad, my day was off and running, But oh! the bang-up wreck I had, I never saw it coming So now I sit and convalesce, my joyful style is hampered But I’m kept comfy while I rest; my human keeps me pampered So pity me not, o kindly friend, this […]

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June 19, 2015

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How to Give a Back Rub

For young children, offering a back rub can be a thoughtful way to help a parent unwind after a hard day. For best results, follow these steps: Make sure your parent wants a back rub at this time. (Especially important if your mom is Chancellor of Germany) Retract claws. Begin at the shoulder blades, making concentric […]

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April 11, 2015

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