Carpet Ham
This is ‘The Dude’. He likes people food but his digestive system doesn’t.
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Brownies VS Girl Scouts
While I was at work, Brownie stole 2 boxes of Trefoil (shortbread) Girl Scout cookies. All I could find was the empty boxes, no other packaging!
A lbs of Cheese
Buford figured out how to open our kitchen refrigerator and he ate everything…except for the ranch dressing
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When mommy and daddy weren’t looking, I decided my dinner wasn’t enough and ate the chicken my mommy was going to make for dinner. I’m not ashamed and I would do it again.
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Breaded, Tarred, and Feathered.
We left the house for 1/2 an hour and Ally counter surfed and ate the whole loaf of Italian bread. She has been in a carb coma all morning.
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I opened the delivery of dog food.
Not sorry.
(burp)
— Watson
An whole cake, only for me?
I licked the frosting off the cake… They left it on the stove for me! Right?
Mystra does her best not-at-all guilty look… The cream cheese frosting was too tempting to resist.
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