Greyhound Disgrace
Indy the rescue Greyhound had been incredibly well behaved, until this weekend.
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Oatmeal Fairy
Oatmeal? What do you mean? Clearly I wasn’t involved in making this mess!
We came home to find strawberry instant oatmeal spread all over Oliver, the dog bed, and the floor. He has no shame and tried to pretend he didn’t know anything about where the mess came from. It must have been the Oatmeal Fairy!
Read More Oatmeal FairyBut my lips harm actual dangerous!
We don’t know how she gets them, but we are going on #6 of Chapstick. She hides them in her bed when she’s finished eating them.
Read More But my lips harm actual dangerous!Bring your canine to work, they are saying. It’ll be enjoyable, they are saying.
I sneaked into my mom’s coworker’s office, climbed on their desk and ate their lunch
Read More Bring your canine to work, they are saying. It’ll be enjoyable, they are saying.You’re such a tagalong
My name is Ralph and I like Tagalong Girl Scout cookies. Mom is happy the box was empty. I was not.
Thank goodness there were no cookies left and he didn’t get an upset stomach!
Read More You’re such a tagalongDon’t go Bacon my coronary heart
I ate a whole pack of Bacon that was for my Humans Supper.
And I’m still hungry!
Ate the Whole Pantry
Maggie the beagle waits one second after the door is shut and then scouts out the trash and pantry. If we forget our doggie locks than it’s a lucky day for her. She has become rather rotund with her scavenging forays.
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