News from the A.I. Sports Desk

Scandal rocked the bowling world today, as five-time champion Reynaldo “Chip” Munk was disqualified from the Woodlands Invitational Bowling Tournament for smuggling in an extra ball. Via Gilles Gonthier.Filed under: Uncategorized Tagged: Pocket Pets

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May 4, 2015

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Now, as You Can See by This Next Chart…

… ferret one represents first quarter shipments of rotary knobule bippulators, ferret two represents population growth seasonally cross-averaged with toenail density, and ferret three represents the weight differential of three quarts of Miracle Whip on the surface of Mars. Any questions? Photo taken at the National Black-footed Ferret Conservation Center in northern Colorado, where the U.S. Fish and […]

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April 14, 2015

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This Is One of Those “Funny” Donuts, Isn’t It?

(sigh) No frosting, no sprinkles, no sugar… and those funny little seeds that get stuck in my front teeth. You just couldn’t have dropped something from Krispy Kreme, could you? My Morning Bagel, by Jesse Millan.Filed under: Uncategorized Tagged: I’m Going to Eat You (with a schmear of cream cheese and a nice smoked salmon […]

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