The cat has a bone to select with you…
Poppy loves cat food…but cat food doesn’t love her.
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Politically Incorrect
“I chewed on former President Bill Clinton’s Face.” – Dr. Meredith Greyhound
Dr. Meredith is very enamored with the former President. She just wanted to give him a little love nibble. On his face.
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Dr. Lexi “Leave It!” Greyhound takes her reading very seriously. Among her favorite books is, appropriately, “Adopting the Racing Greyhound.” She loves this book so much she just had to eat it.
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I didn’t like the dress mommy put me in, so I rolled in cow poop and ruined it!
Sophie doesn’t usually mind her outfits, but she just couldn’t resist the alluring smell of cow manure…
Read More We’re even nowTinder’s new safety function
I make sure Mommy will never get a date again….
Read More Tinder’s new safety functionIt’s Curtains for you!
My name is Daisy. I’ve sat in this crate next to these curtains for three years. Today I had enough. I pulled the curtains into my crate so hard I ripped the rod off the wall while my parents went grocery shopping. And I’m 8 years old.
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I pooped in the yard and then rolled around in it!
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