Honorary Firefighter
I made Mummy get up at 4AM to change the battery on the smoke detector because I was scared of the beeping.
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Heavenly Clean
Cleanliness is next to Godliness. So, I ate a whole bar of soap. Cash, the golden furry child shown above decided that his mom’s soap tastes pretty good! The nagging thirst that followed was not as pleasant.
Read More Heavenly CleanI Think I’d Rather be Stinky
Happy April Fools everyone! As it is a tradition here on dogshaming, we love to shame things that aren’t dogs on April 1st!! We’ll be back to our regularly scheduled programming tomorrow. I hope everyone had a good laugh at our inanimate objects being shamed!
Read More I Think I’d Rather be StinkyWorse than ‘Bump’ within the Night
I wait until 2am when you get up to pee and then, from the darkness, squeak “Hi! I’m Henry! Let’s go to the airport!” also, I probably steal souls.
Read More Worse than ‘Bump’ within the NightMy “trusty” Steed
I went on a 4,000 mile road trip without incident. I died going to the grocery store.
Read More My “trusty” SteedI Don’t Want to Grow up!
[picture of a carefully framed map of Skyrim from the video game Skyrim]
I get to live above the fireplace because I’m “cool”.
Read More I Don’t Want to Grow up!Can I get a Refund?
I put this shoe rack together one afternoon, and the second I put shoes on it it collapsed. A+ racking!
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