Fowl Breath
I eat chicken poop! Mom says my breath is fowl!
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Don’t tennis balls develop on timber?
Enzo likes to peel his tennis balls like oranges. It’s no big deal. A set of 5 kong tennis balls (the kind that won’t wear down your teeth) are only 6.99 a bag. SMDH.
Read More Don’t tennis balls develop on timber?It’s Electric…properly, it was anyway…
“I chewed the plug off the lamp. I only regret I was caught.”
Even though he has every chew toy he could want, Watson still felt the need to chew off the plug for the lamp in the den. Thank goodness it wasn’t plugged in!
Read More It’s Electric…properly, it was anyway…Crop Circles
I pooped in the house and turned on the Roomba all by myself! Now there are poop crop circles all over the carpet. Mom wasn’t very happy.
I guess she just tried to clean up her own mess?
Read More Crop CirclesI Only Look Pathetic
I hide instead of going outside. I hide when I see my medicine bottle. I work really hard at looking pathetic. Does it work?
Read More I Only Look PatheticSmall But Shameful
I am Pee Wee. I am 15. I am blind, but I can find and steal food anywhere.
Read More Small But ShamefulSomeone wanted a late day “decide-me-up”!
Murray ate his moms bag of coffee….”she’s a little mad tonight, but she’ll be really mad in the morning when she has no coffee!!”
Read More Someone wanted a late day “decide-me-up”!