It was Totally Worth it.
I got kicked out of daycare for humping.
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Conspiracy Theory
My bestie Renee hated these sun glasses that Daisy our Bloodhound rescue destroyed. Renee was so great full that she sent Daisy a box of bones. Sign says:
I conspired with my Mom’s bestie, Renee, to destroy Mom’s favorite sunglasses. Renee hated them and wanted them dead. She paid me off with treats! No shame! -Daisy the Destroyer.
I’m the Leader of the Pack
I like to unzip backpacks and rip up papers.
Read More I’m the Leader of the PackTha cable woman
Priscilla loves to chew on anything that is not her toys, this time she got lucky the extension cord was unplugged!!
Read More Tha cable womanToo Good for Grass
I require the most expensive double-ground mulch for my sunning pleasure. I’m not ashamed.
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Mom and I go to bed before dad does. I lick his pillow and his side of the covers then refuse to move when he climbs in. Love, Piggy. #sorrynotsorry
My husband ends up wrestling Piggy over to get some room in bed, and when he does he gets to sleep in …
Undisputed, S Years Running!
My name is Hector, and I love to let out squeaky farts at the most inappropriate times (such as in the elevator in front of sweet little old ladies)!
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