No More Face Licking for Me!
I decided that cat poop was the Breakfast of Champions. Now my face licking privileges have been revoked!!!
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Sorry to place you in a stick-y state of affairs
Mom just vacuumed up all my hair all over the house so I decided to bring inside and chew up this stick into tiny pieces. Not even a little bit sorry, I hate the vacuum.
Read More Sorry to place you in a stick-y state of affairsHallway to the hazard zone
“I pooped on the mat… again!”
Fluffy the pom snuck out into the hallway before we woke up and pooped on the mat next to the door.
For lunch, I’ll have these hunter boots.
I have expensive taste… I ate Gucci sunglasses for breakfast
Read More For lunch, I’ll have these hunter boots.Greyhound Disgrace
Indy the rescue Greyhound had been incredibly well behaved, until this weekend.
Read More Greyhound DisgraceI Rescued the Plant
We have no dog here, but this kitten is shameful enough to match the best of dogs! Sign says: ‘I rescued the plant from the window! -You’re Welcome Mommy!’
Read More I Rescued the PlantWe Lick It Like A Lollipop
Chico and Ginger. They can’t even look at me while I take the picture. Just shameful! Needless to say we had to throw out the sofa and have now switch to leather furniture.
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