Happy Howl-o-weenie!
My mom wore a species insensitive Halloween costume. Shame on her!
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It’s not Tempurpedic
Coco (left) “It wasn’t Tempurpedic. So I ate it.”
Ryder (right) “I watched”.
I left for a few hours and came home to a mess on the floor. Coco had pulled all of the foam out of the bottom of the dog bed and left it all over the floor.
Outdoor Seating Arrangements Unacceptable
Pete the pug spent the afternoon destroying an outdoor patio pillow. Naughty pug!
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My name is Ralph and I like Tagalong Girl Scout cookies. Mom is happy the box was empty. I was not.
Thank goodness there were no cookies left and he didn’t get an upset stomach!
Read More You’re such a tagalongPsycho Pomeranian
I want to murder every dog in my neighborhood… Even the ones bigger than my Daddy.
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My name is Millie and sometimes I get too friendly with not alive things. Like Mummy’s coat. The shoe box. My bed. But horsey is my favourite. I love horsey. I know now that I love horsey more than I should. Daddy says that I mustn’t do that to horsey now because it upsets the small people who own horsey and it’s definitely not okay when daddy’s friends are here in the big house with their own small people. Sometimes what I do to horsey makes small people cry and daddy has to say sorry a lot and make me wait outside until small people have gone away. I really like small people. But I still like horsey best.
Read More Horse PlayKnow Your Place
Her ‘Maid’ has been working late a lot, so Heidi made her protest loud and clear.
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