Lunchboxes are for teenagers, anyway!
I only go to school for about 3-4 hours a day, so my dachshund Bonny isn’t left home for all that long. Today, she decided to not only annihilate my (empty) lunch box, she also ripped apart the recycling and the bathroom garbage. She’s had it in for that lunchbox for a long time, as we had already repaired it once. I banished her to the porch while I cleaned up the mess.
“I tore up the recycling, the bathroom garbage, and mommy’s lunchbox while she was at school!”
