“I like to eat rabbit poop when I’m outside and then come in and throw up on mom’s NEW comforter. I also threw up on the old comforter too! ~Barkley~”
For some gross reason my dog likes to eat rabbit poop when he goes outside. Obviously it doesn’t settle well with his stomach and my comforter gets the aftermath!
Paddy is the sweetest and most loving dog you will ever meet. He is a rescue and BFFs with my 16 month old daughter. We love him dearly. He just has one minor flaw… he will poo in the house as soon as I leave him. No matter how long I am gone. Whether it be 3 minutes or 3 hours, there is guaranteed to be a massive poo. And it is ALWAYS in the same spot in the hallway. But, look at that face. How can you stay mad?!
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Grace relieved herself in the pet food/accessory store aisle within 10 minutes of arriving for Mom-e’s work day.
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In an emergency Nano sometimes can’t make it out the dog door in the middle of the night so sometimes he uses the closet. Dad used to not remember to close the door to the closet at night. Now he does.
Read More Mother’s Little HelperI just ate soap to cancel out the cat turds I usually eat.
– A Guilty Dog
Maxie the Wondermutt just became Maxie-the-Holy-God-Don’t-Come-Near-Me-With-That-Tongue!!!!
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Brutus doesn’t wipe properly… Wait… I don’t wipe at all!
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