Inspected by Number 27

(“Let’s see… side tread depth acceptable… stitching uniform across entire shoe… However, I’m picking up a faint odor of moldy cheese mixed with armpit sweat. I’d better send this one back and alert the production line.”) Time to replace those Odor-Eaters, Michael B.Filed under: Uncategorized Tagged: Crawlies, Gee-ross!

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October 29, 2015
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Escargot Getcher Own, Pal

To attain true Zen enlightenment, one must be at peace with every creature, even the lowly snail. The true Zen master becomes one with all things, no matter how slimy… HEY! That’s not what I mean by “become one with,” buddy! Via RocketNews24.Filed under: Uncategorized Tagged: Crawlies, Gee-ross!, I’m Going to Eat You (when sensei […]

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September 30, 2015
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