Inspected by Number 27

(“Let’s see… side tread depth acceptable… stitching uniform across entire shoe… However, I’m picking up a faint odor of moldy cheese mixed with armpit sweat. I’d better send this one back and alert the production line.”) Time to replace those Odor-Eaters, Michael B.Filed under: Uncategorized Tagged: Crawlies, Gee-ross!

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October 29, 2015

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Escargot Getcher Own, Pal

To attain true Zen enlightenment, one must be at peace with every creature, even the lowly snail. The true Zen master becomes one with all things, no matter how slimy… HEY! That’s not what I mean by “become one with,” buddy! Via RocketNews24.Filed under: Uncategorized Tagged: Crawlies, Gee-ross!, I’m Going to Eat You (when sensei […]

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Welcome to Chickens Anonymous

A reminder before we start, don’t be afraid to speak up. Remember our motto: “Fear Is Why We’re Here.” Chickens Anonymous is a safe, nurturing place where you can talk about what frightens you. And with that in mind, I’d like you all to welcome our newest member, who… um, we may want to turn […]

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September 11, 2015

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