That Trump, He’s Such a Card

I’m telling ya, this latest meme is yooge. This meme is gonna be the biggest meme of all the memes that ever hit the Intermeme, and I’ll bet my nine billion dollar fortune on it: Cats… with hair… like mine! I’m telling ya, it’s sweeping the nation! People using #trumpyourcat to show America what real class looks like, the kind of class […]

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July 16, 2015

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Pretty as a Pitcher

Let’s say you have a pitcher. You could fill it up with water And drink eight glasses every day, like experts say you oughter Or mix a batch of lemonade, for outdoor entertaining Some sangria to just see ya through evenings when it’s raining Hey, margaritas would be nice, they’ll make you briefly giddy But for delight all […]

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July 10, 2015

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Pretty as a Pitcher

Let’s say you have a pitcher. You could fill it up with water And drink eight glasses every day, like experts say you oughter Or mix a batch of lemonade, for outdoor entertaining Some sangria to just see ya through evenings when it’s raining Hey, margaritas would be nice, they’ll make you briefly giddy But for delight all […]

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July 10, 2015

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Your Astral Journey Begins

As you breathe in the essences of ginger root, lavender, and Pine-Sol, your body relaxes and prepares for the projection. Next, you hear the ancient hymn of yoth’kaBleen, summoning the Ancient Spirits. Once you wear the Sacred Petals, other dimensions will unfold. Perhaps you will see mountains of pure aluminum. A menswear shop in Boise. Caesar’s Palace. No, […]

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June 28, 2015

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I Ain’t Going Nowhere Until She Uses the Crevice Attachment

FACT: Unsightly cat hair can damage delicate and expensive computer equipment. Protect your investment with the CuteCo CatVac 3000™! (Note: For stubborn build-up, ask the cat hair to get up and leave first.) Filed under: Uncategorized Tagged: GIF of the Week, Kittens, Loop-Dee-Doo

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June 24, 2015

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