Though the leaves may fall from the tree, mourn them not; For I wear them as my crown, proclaiming their once-green glory Into the white winter. Unless I start feeling a bit peckish, And then perhaps I shall nibble the leaves of the mighty maple tree Which really aren’t that bad if you know how […]
Now gather ’round, me swabbies, for we’ve got a tale to tell ‘Tis the tale of Princess Pricklepants, who ye’ve come to know so well Seems she’s become a pirate queen and terror of the seas Aboard the rogue ship Fisher-Price, to plunder as she please ‘Tis sender-inner Steven B. knows full her daring story So […]
Let’s say you have a pitcher. You could fill it up with water And drink eight glasses every day, like experts say you oughter Or mix a batch of lemonade, for outdoor entertaining Some sangria to just see ya through evenings when it’s raining Hey, margaritas would be nice, they’ll make you briefly giddy But for delight all […]
Let’s say you have a pitcher. You could fill it up with water And drink eight glasses every day, like experts say you oughter Or mix a batch of lemonade, for outdoor entertaining Some sangria to just see ya through evenings when it’s raining Hey, margaritas would be nice, they’ll make you briefly giddy But for delight all […]
Lads, pour me an ale, and I’ll sing ye a tale Of a creature alluring that dwells in the deep With a howl so charming it’s fairly alarming One look in her eyes, and your soul’s hers to keep We spied her one morning, with nary a warning, When she flopped on the deck with […]