Chicago’s Lincoln Park Zoo is proud to welcome two new residents: Clark (male) and Addison (female) (no doubt named after the streets bordering Wrigley Field) the Red Pandas! But will they throw out the first ball next April? (Tastefully Offensive.)Filed under: Uncategorized Tagged: Red Pandas
Just in time for Christmas- get the new game that’s sweeping the nation: Whac-A-Racc! Potential rabies shots not included. (Arbroath, with additional input by Smedley.)Filed under: Uncategorized Tagged: Raccoons
Watch this Prosh Bebeh Rhino decided whatever Ma can do, HE can do, too. Over and over and over. And ya know what the bebeh is named? Can you take it?
BABY TANKDOG. #Bestnameever
(Imgur.)Filed under: Uncategorized Tagged: Best Names, Matchingks, Rhin…
Read More I Can Do That Too, Ma!
We have our winners for this morning’s edition of Headline THIS! Each winner receives a copy of the book You Need More Sleep: Advice From Cats, a guide to maintaining a successful, self‐centered, catlike existence, along with sleeping mask, and a pin. “Whoopie Cushion? Go ahead and find out, I dare you.“- Hilz. “Lord Sugarbutt […]
The Penguins don’t seem to be interested in the Shedd Aquarium pumpkins, but for the Sea Otters and Belugas, that’s another story. Filed under: Uncategorized Tagged: Belugas, Halloween 2015, Penguins, Sea Otters
We’re kicking things off tonight at midnight PT and running all day long, with new posts every hour! We’ve been stockpiling Halloweeny posts- saving them for tomorrow. So check us out! Meanwhile, let’s also enjoy a little of this Halloween classic, shall we? Filed under: Uncategorized Tagged: Halloween 2015
(“Let’s see… side tread depth acceptable… stitching uniform across entire shoe… However, I’m picking up a faint odor of moldy cheese mixed with armpit sweat. I’d better send this one back and alert the production line.”) Time to replace those Odor-Eaters, Michael B.Filed under: Uncategorized Tagged: Crawlies, Gee-ross!